Mia. 16 y/o. Born 2/17. #thatissocrazy
Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).
That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
that is so fucked up omfg
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
where is the lie though
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
this baby do makeup hauls with playdoh and dirt. this baby gives a tutorial on how to use jam as foundation. this baby got a contract with MACs new line nuBjorn with pigments in “constipated rouge”, “breastmilk beige”, and the classic “doodoo brown”.
smh i need to step my game up.
harry: everyone else in the
vroom can see it
guy in next lane: shit
guy in next lane: good one
guy in next lane: shut the fuck up
Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people
Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people?
you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”